Logan Fruit

A man holding the name Logan fruit or any berry is a boy kisser and always will be unless his name is legally changed

Person 1:Did you hear about Logan's last name?
Person 2: yeah I heard it's Logan Fruit and now he's the school boy kisser

by AntiLgbtCalgary June 18, 2023

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

It was so hot outside he had to perform a Fruit Rollup - schluuurp!

by Ms. Pinky December 13, 2008

Golden Fruit Smash

The action of kicking someone in the balls while he is pissing.

Jayden got a golden fruit smash at the party last night for pissing on a couch.

by DissentOfMan July 19, 2011

Depressed fruit ninja

A comedic term for some goth bitch slicing her arm with a razor blade. Pro players for this game don't exist as the all die from blood loss.

Maybe I can increase my depressed fruit ninja score if I cut one of my arteries for a x2 point bonus

by Gilliams June 6, 2022

forbidden fruit

Tide pod.

Dude: I'ma eat this tide pod
Dude 2: You mean the forbidden fruit

by Spinky_Attacker March 3, 2019

Fruit loops

Don’t type this in on pornhub or you will never want to eat fruit loops again

Kyle: dude did you see the video I sent you last night?

Jose: yep now i can never eat fruit loops again thanks dick sniffer

by XII-NOSKILLZ-IIX December 8, 2020

Fucked up fruit

An ugly girl that you can't quite explain. In context think of women as fruits, and the fucked up fruits are the ones that don't get bought at the supermarket and get thrown out and eaten by bums.

Friend: "Bro check out that ugly chick"
Me: "Eww dude thats one fucked up fruit"

by Khwizzle October 26, 2010