man foot in mouth disease

When a dude says something stupid.

Dude said some really stupid stuff to her- has a case of man foot in mouth disease.

by Jammer2014 January 28, 2014

needle nose foot licker

1.A person that is annoying or laughs to much

2. A made up country word

Person 1: you laugh to much
Person 2: (giggles)

Person 1: needle nose foot licker

by Belle H November 21, 2017

Great tit and blue footed booby

The name of two birds that were made up when birdwatchers were horny.

Boy 1: Great tit and blue footed booby
Girl 1: How did you know that my tits were blue
Boy 1: WTF?

by lilyoy June 09, 2021

Disturbing My Foot Hair

Causing an uncontrollable urge to dance.

This song is really disturbing my foot hair!

by McNooget November 08, 2010

one foot on the boat, one on the dock

The delusion of stability, an instant before everything goes to hell.

The deal was set, he'd committed to buy, still not sure when his financing would be approved, but hey, if you have one foot on the boat, one on the dock, what can go wrong?

by Monkey's Dad April 24, 2023

Putting a foot up your ass

This is what good parents and teachers do when they are concerned for your health and safety. It means that play time is over. And is it time to be serious.

If you go near any hoes, or become one, I will put my foot so far up your ass? You will taste the leather from my boots, in your mouth. Don’t play; or you will FEEL me putting a foot up your ass.

by ELove7hunnid November 20, 2018

To put axe on your own foot.

To put axe on your own foot.

To put axe on your own foot.
Sam have put axe on his own foot by investing all his money in one company shares and got a big loss.

by Khizrabad January 29, 2016