fat service

another word for good cell phone reception

"yo, in my room i dont get no fat service."

by flemgem November 7, 2007

Fat-well

A person who has gained weight and does not look good after their weight gain.

That girl did not fat-well...I feel bad for her.

by Daydream February 22, 2008

Fat Breath

Fat Breath, when one is potbellied, blubbery , plump, voluptuous, weighty, double-chinned, corpulent, jowly, pudgy, tubby, roly-poly, fattish, fleshy, portly, stout or chunky. Typically means that the individual either:
1. Has the odor of rancid lard

Or

2. Is fat in general, and is used as a nic-name.

"Hey Fat Breath, did you want to upsize your fries?"

by Jeremy Plume May 28, 2008

Fat Grease

The wetness that excretes from a fat person's skin, leaving there body slippery and disgusting.

1. "Whoa, Joe really has some fat grease on him."

2. When you touch a fat person's arm it always feels cold and wet, that's fat grease.

by Fetus Fisher August 27, 2008

Fat bitch smokin'

The epitome of awesomeness.

Damn son... That car is fat bitch smokin'!

by BDDFC October 20, 2008

Fat man knot

Due to the fact that a fat man has a large gelatinous pot belly it renders him unable to bend over and tie his shoe in a conventional manner. The large beast of a man must tie his shoe sitting down with one leg up and crossed over the other leg's knee while tying, so as a result it positions the knot to the inner side of the shoe instead of down the middle like a normal person's knot would be.

Billy, after hours of porch dwelling in his favorite chair, decided to give his fat man knot a tightening before he wobbled over to Todd's house.

by Todd Anthony L. July 31, 2009

Fat Screen Tv

a 32-inch or bigger tube style television, you know the one that your parents are still trying to buy at WalMart

Ritchie: hey i heard you got a 50 inch tv?!

Sadie: Yeah.

Ritchie: You should invite me over so and we could... watch it?

Sadie: Umm..... its a fat screen tv

Ritchie: Fail.

by McRitchie September 30, 2009