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supermarket fart

to drop a fart whilst in a aisle in the supermarket and quickly making your escape down the next aisle leaving all in your wake in a toxic gas cloud.
the man quickly went around the corner to the next aisle after dropping a supermarket fart

everyone else- wtf is that smell?
by baddazoner January 8, 2011
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The Fart Test

The fart test is a test of the closeness of one's relationship to another. If one is comfortable farting in front of others it means that they are close to that person and they have a good relationship with one another.You can tell how close you are with another depending if you hold in a fart around them or if you let it out without giving a shit.
The Fart Test can distinguish the relationship between two people such as
gfs farting in front of the bfs
best friends farting in front of one another
by tootinme January 4, 2011
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Fart barrier

The fart barrier is passing the point in a relationship where farting in each other's company has become accepted. Thus strengthening the relationship and bond of the couple.
I farted in front of Jules the other day! We finally made it through the fart barrier!
by Vinnyitsvinny2 May 20, 2014
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fart mart

a store that specializes in selling many varieties of beans.
Don't go to Charlie's this week. He shopped at that fart mart again.
by LaLaLander17 February 19, 2009
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Fart Grind

The act of passing wind on someone while grinding with them.
While I was grinding with a random guy I farted on him without him knowing! "fart grind"
by porkenstine January 21, 2009
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Fat fart

A fart expelled by a living being which weighs more than 200 pounds.
My aunt fat farted last night, it was terrible.
by Stephan J. August 18, 2014
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cabbage fart

invisible and highly organic putrid gas released from the poop chamber into a free-range mode. only detectable when entering a nostril.
While Cindy was giving C.P.R to my anus, I liberated a cabbage fart which she could snack on.
by bruce st.asiuk December 28, 2005
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