friday breakfast

A self employed tradesman who goes to a job and pretends he's done a mornings work.

See you tomorrow bob. Need to go to work for Friday breakfast. Boozer opens at 12.00!

by Joinerlee May 10, 2018

Hardee's Breakfast Hour

A group of senior citizens

I went to pick up Smash Ultimate today, but I found myself caught in a Hardee's Breakfast Hour.

by OmniMitch December 7, 2018

Paul's breakfast

Paul's Breakfast is an act of sounding your own penis with spaghetti carbonara and then sucking it out yourself

Maxim had a Paul's breakfast this morning and had a testicular torsion for the rest of the day

by bnhbao April 28, 2025

English breakfast

When you wake up someone by dragging your nutsack across their face (known as teabagging)

Had this bird around the other night, & gave her an English breakfast in the morning, woke her up quick smart!

by Nick Off April 22, 2021

Breakfast House

The term used to describe dance music that is buttery, smooth and very satisfying.

Did you see the line up for that music festival? It's stacked with the best Breakfast House Djs!

by DrFozz June 27, 2016

Breakfast in Hobart

Cunnilingus. The Australian island state of Tasmania is a similar shape to the human pubic hair zone and has vast areas of untamed wild forest. Hobart is the capital of Tasmania, located south and almost centre on the island.

She is so hot, I just want to have Breakfast in Hobart with her tonight.

by Vigilante68 November 11, 2011

Breakfast Club

Used to point out when a female is seen in public (gym, beach, restaurant, etc) wearing bottoms that go so far up their ass that you can see what they ate for breakfast.

Used when females are seen in public wearing yoga pants, thong bikini, scrunch butt shorts, etc

Singular:
"Hey bro, Breakfast Club 2 o'clock"

Plural:
"The Breakfast club has arrived"

by Be Youneek January 25, 2025