fake hustle

Originally a sports term referring to players not giving 100%; more prominently used to describe trickery, swindling, or any form of cheeky shenanigans. Popularized by NBA Analyst Mark Jackson.

Vince Carter was fouled hard in the face, apparently having one contact-lense knocked out. While slowly making his way towards the foul line, he could be seen blinking his left eye and looking up towards the lights. After continuing to show signs that he could not see straight, VC took the ball, knocked down both foul shots, and jogged away laughing, pointing at Mark Jackson on his way back down the court. That's fake hustle.

fake hustle by InPariseWeTrust009 January 16, 2008

Fake Grind 

When someone pretends they are grinding, but are actually not. Similar to procrastination.

'He said he was going to do work, but I caught him playing fortnite. He is on the fake grind'.

'CLane is never grinding. He is always on that fake grind.'

Fake Grind by Grif98 June 16, 2018

Fake Appendages 

This word basically means that something, usually the more private parts are fake. It is used to mean something fake around the penis area, or for a girl, fake breasts.

Damn! I can just tell that guy to be real!

Fake Appendages by Bobsquad August 31, 2005

fake d.i.y. 

When someone or something creates the illusion of anything being done or made d.i.y. or adhering closely to the d.i.y. ethos of do-it-yourself, but the truth is lacking the d.i.y. spirit.

There is a bis song (This is Fake diy) that bemoans the trend.
This is/ funded by a major/
But shabbily packaged to pretend that it’s cool

Those Urban pants are cute, but they're so fake d.i.y. with the cub scout patches sewn all over them.

fake d.i.y. by Lulululu December 16, 2005

fake jonas fan 

someone who has never heard of Jonas Secrets or jbfbdb.

"You've never heard of Jonas Secrets? Do you even know what a creeper is?? You must be a fake jonas fan."

fake jonas fan by shes.an.underdog June 26, 2008

facesuck

Noun. A facebook message that sucks, often due to its level of gayness.

Verb. To suck at facebook, for example by sending only messages that are boring and/or totally gay.

Girl 1: Did you hear Colleen got engaged?!

Girl 2: I know, yawn. She sent me the gayest facesuck.

Girl 1: Yeah, Colleen sucks in real life and she facesucks.

facesuck by newsvava February 11, 2009

fake hipster 

someone who wears cheap, discount store clothes, loves cats and triangles and the Beatles, has a tumblr with a funny username, thinks it's cool to be a hipster

The cat shirt, triangle leggings, Beatles album in hand, and high rise shorts can only be a FAKE HIPSTER!

fake hipster by macarooni September 7, 2012