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Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide

Refers to the common and acutely frustrating "doggedly pretending not to understand and thus getting the help-requester to repeat/rephrase his tale of woe over and over till he finally gives up" strategy that many adults/older siblings resort to in an effort to eventually discourage a youngster in his efforts to motivate said elder to intervene on his behalf, but the elder does not wish to get involved or bestir himself. This destructive and selfishly-deceitful practice involves a similar "hiding behind a veil of fake confusion" ruse used by the jackal in the famous fable --- the jackal pretends to never quite be able to understand the situation and thus flimflams the frustratedly enraged tiger into tempestuously re-entering the cage so that the jackal could lock him back inside again, thus preventing him from devouring the Brahman for dinner.
I tried to get my uncle to step in and settle the quarrel I was having with my cousin, but he always just kept smiling amusedly and scratching his head in apparent bewilderment and asking me to repeat my story and "explain myself" over and over --- I know full well that my story was perfectly clear and easy for him to understand, though, so I suspect now that he was pulling the old Dr. Jackal and Mr. Hide ploy on me just so that he wouldn't have to get involved in the dispute.
by QuacksO January 18, 2017
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Dr. Krystal Cascetta

Dr. Krystal Cascetta, was a oncologist in New York City, New York who killed her 4-month-old daughter and then killed herself in a murder-suicide.

Dr. Krystal Cascetta was working closely with the Psychiatrist named: Dr. Ankur Saraiyaa out of Dr. Ankur Saraiyaa's office in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York where Dr. Ankur Saraiyaa prescribed a Deadly Cocktail of Psychiatric Medications including Cymbalta, and Geodon, and Lithium that led to the Suicide and Killing of Dr. Krystal Cascetta.
Dr. Krystal Cascetta took the Psychiatric Medications that was prescribed to by the Psychiatrist: Dr. Ankur Saraiyaa at his Office and House in Cornelius, North Carolina and New York City, New York.

Dr. Ankur Saraiyaa was the Psychiatrist responsible for the Suicide and Death of Dr. Krystal Cascetta.
by Kelce Star December 17, 2024
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dr pepper kink

seb and lindsey of Slutz International™️
georgia: “omg lindsey let’s fark”
lindsey: “i can’t me and seb are doing dr pepper kink body shots later”
by not gay person™️ May 9, 2021
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Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.
Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!
by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025
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Dr Raven

The best fucking character in Ocean Terror, also my wife
John: "I love Dr Raven from hit game Ocean Terror!"
Me: "FUCK YOU SHE'S MINE GRGRGRRRA AGGRGRGA GASH AARFARFARFARFAFARFARFF
by noahthedrravenfucker August 16, 2025
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dr. w

the scary ass teacher that likes to give infractions and forces me to say good morning to him every day
dr. w makes me sad
by child orphanage bomber no. 1 October 23, 2023
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Dr. D

Someone who claims and brags about his PhD, but might not actually have one.
This doctor is a Dr. D.
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