Dick Trumpet

An obnoxious individual with a swollen ego and a bad case of verbal diarrhoea.

I hear that Donald Trump's wig is made from the shaved pelt of the magical lion Aslan. It has a mystical power that turns the wearer into a complete and utter dick trumpet

by Noddy VanWinkle May 23, 2016

Dick discipline

The act of men not engaging in sexual activities even when the opportunity is there.

'She undressed herself and tried to seduce me. My dick discipline was strong and I walked away.'

by rsndomuserr November 6, 2022

Twinkle Dicks

The act of placing emptied twinkies onto two peoples' dicks. The people must then masturbate each other in order to fill up said twinkies. The twinkies can be chosen to eat later.

As a sexual request: "Hey, your cute, want ta go Twinkle Dicks?"

As an insult: "Fuck i died again! Those two guys can go twinkle dicks!"

by Xackattack November 15, 2014

Mega Dick

When you've reached a maximum erection and your penis is capable of long-distance ejaculation.

His Mega Dick was beyond any she had ever seen.

by Dr. T-meme February 12, 2017

Skinny Dicking

Having sex in a body of water.

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.

by dickstellar June 4, 2015

Dick jocky

A prostitute, or whore.

Person1 "Look at her, she such a dick jocky."
person2 "Ya she's such a 9th street."

by ickyvickie July 15, 2009

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008