Chocolate Jesus

President Obama. Makes reference to his skin color (black, or "chocolate"), and his status with his followers and the main stream media as an almost messiah-like figure, dispite evidence that he is, in fact, merely another politician.

"Enough about Obama, you'd think this guy is some kind of chocolate jesus the way people hype him."

by fatmandive January 27, 2009

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chocolate pizza

Where you puke in a chicks ass and then tap the hell out of it.

"Hey man what you do last night"
"Dude i totally chocolate pizzaed some bitch"

by evilnun February 28, 2009

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chocolate donut

after having your salad tossed, placing yer anus on your partner's lips leaving a rim print

by Anonymous May 31, 2003

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chocolate star fish

the arse hole

I had acurry last night & now my "chocolate star fish" is on fire.

by Kelly August 11, 2003

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Chocoholic

A person who is addicted to chocohol.

Better hide all the chocohol before my mother-in-law gets here; she is a big-league chocoholic.

by Rick Santorum November 14, 2006

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i like chocolate milk

a phrase commonly used by the cartoon character cheese from foster home for imaginary friends. ironically he is lactose and tolerant, and yet he is called cheese and his favourite drink is chocolate milk. i like chocolate milk is also used by me very commonly, as i am a retard.

person no. 1: hey, what you up to?
me: I LIKE CHOCOLATE MILK....
person no. 2: retard...

by iadoreyoumydear July 23, 2010

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