The Canada Water

The sex act of chocking a girl until she passes out and then penetrating her until she regains consciousness. Bonus points for doing it in public places like tube stations.

Have you tried Canada Water?

Haha what?

You haven't heard of it? It's when a guy does a choke hold from behind until the girl loses consciousness and when she passes out he starts having sex with her so when she wakes up, he's in her. No idea why they call it the Canada Water though.

by CIG-Ibiza June 17, 2019

Canada Store

A place near Vancouver where a sigma male (Soros), kills people and delivers their meat to schools around the world. This helps him achieve his ultimate Sigma male grindset.

Have you seen him? No he must have been sent to Canada store.

by George Soros's Puppet December 2, 2021

Canada

Russia's favourite Child,
America's youngest son,
The country Britain simps for,
Known for snow and ice hockey.

People living in Canadia are called Canadans

by Pussypiggy11245567900264829472 February 12, 2022

canada

A ball of ice a freezing cold ball of ice

don't go to Canada in winter

by a real canadian December 16, 2021

Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."

I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!

by Jimmy Kicks February 5, 2010

Canada

The only place where you can experience 4 seasons in 1 day

Person 1: Man, why did we have to live in Canada, it went from windier than Detroit to 70 degrees in an hour
Person 2: I know, It was raining this afternoon and snowing this morning!

by IamBW April 27, 2023

Canada's History

As a child, Canada was molested by Stephen Colbert

Yo, I had an uncle who Canada's history ed me.

by ColbertNationRuleZForever February 11, 2010