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California, Missouri

1. A shit hole town where everyone knows everyone elses business. It is infested with mexican drug dealers and a bunch of lowlifes! If you like meth or any other stupid drugs, this is an excellent place to live! They have a great mexican place in town... Thats about it. O, and the nachos at Amaco are delicious after a long night out at Derringers bar!
You might be from California, Missouri if you are a mexican drug dealer or you do meth!
by ChickenF*cker December 30, 2011
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Calico

When your crap has both light and dark colours in it's composition.
Hey Matt, I just took a crap and it was Calico!
by bel97g March 31, 2009
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California Shower Bath

When a member of the opposite sex combs your mane whilst squirting juices all over a disabled old woman. Eventually it congeals to form a rancid layer of ejaculate which is then passed through a fine mesh, and is used to lubricate Musical Directors. Disturbingly, this festering substance can be spread on crumpets and scones and be force fed to a pig.
Last night my wife introduced me to a California Shower Bath... I was so happy with the results that I sold the recipe to a local pig farmer, who thanked me by donating some of his juices onto my crumpet.
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capitolist

One who believes one should make as much money as inhumanly possible by any means necessary. Commonly followed by "pig".

Capitolists are not sympathetic to the poor because they believe that because THEY became rich, anyone can. They believe that poor people are just lazy.
That capitolist pig!
by The Drafted's guitar player September 6, 2005
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Fuck California

What people say when they realize how much they wished they live in California.

Used by non-californians when jealousy turns to anger
Californian: Man we had 75 degree weather in November, sunny skies. Perfect Weather. Couldn't get better than this
Shivering non-californian: Man, fuck california
by Californian December 28, 2005
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Californiacation

1) The process of taking over the world via music, computers, movies, culture and showing the rest of America how jealous & fake and plastic THEY are and how genuine and true California is. 2) Taking over the planet with these comsumer goods: iPods, Apple Computer, Google, Blue jeans, Yahoo, Skateboards, Bikinis (Modern version), WebTV, DirectTV, "Chinese" Fortune Cookies, "French" Dip Sandwiches, Famous Amos' Cookies, Mrs Field's Cookies, Boysenberries, Wine Coolers, Shirley Temples (The Drink)
1) New Yorkers & Mid-Westerners are so fake & plastic & miserable that they will never succeed to the notion of Californiacation. 2) Jenny just got her new iPhone, She's so into Californiacation!
by Ciacci January 23, 2008
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Californication

The desire to go to Hollywood and make it big as an actor or actress, which in most cases ends up in failure.
A young girl moving to California and ending up working as a waitress or a prostitute instead of becoming a star actress.
by Sarabellum December 2, 2003
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