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cock funnel 

One who funnels cocks into every orifice of their body.

Synonymous with slut, except it gives a more visual representation of what a girl who encompasses this name actually does. If her mouth is open, a cock is in it. If her legs are more than 15 degrees apart, there is a cock in her vagina.
You know that bitch Brandi? Yeah she's a total cock funnel to every extent of the word.
cock funnel by f1R3cr0tch January 9, 2011

Cock Blocker 

A Cock Blocker is someone who stops you from getting tang.

1. A boyfriend of the girl your getting with

2. someone interupting you, or embarrasing you
1. I was totally gonna get me some tang but she had to be dating Kyle. what a Cock Blocker

2. As i was about to unzip my pants and feed her my Vainey tree stick, this total Scott had to poop on me. cock blocked again for fucks sake.
Cock Blocker by thegreattang April 15, 2011

cock-in-the-mouth 

asshole, jerk, loser; clusterfuck.

Pl. hotly debated whether plural form is "cocks-in-the-mouth" or "cock-in-the-mouths".
Did you have you review with that cock-in-the-mouth boss of yours?"; "Yes, I would change lanes if this cock-in-the-mouth would get out of my way."; "St. Patty's day in NYC is one gigantic cock-in-the-mouth.

Cock-Block-Sucker 

One who physically blocks cock by sucking it.
I would get with him, but that girl is being a cock-block-sucker.
Cock-Block-Sucker by gynxed May 5, 2011

Cock Smack O Lantern 

A slightly chubby (or otherwise relatively unfortunate looking), overtanned girl that one takes home (usually down the shore but not always) after all her hot friends were already dispatched like 3 legged wildebeasts in the wild, and the club/bar is about to close.

Also can be referred to as a "Fuck Pumpkin"
Yea, it was getting late so took that "Cock smack o lantern" home.

Cock in Law 

When multiple men have had sex with the same woman.
Damn Tommy Mac, you banged her too? I guess that makes us cock in laws cause I tore that pussy up!!