cling-ons

toilet paper that gets stuck up ur ass even after u wipe

o man them cling-ons r startin to make me scratch my ass!

by sumbody u dnt no August 27, 2003

Clunt

Noun. A woman who spends every weekend at "the club''. These types of women can be found inside your local trendy club every weekend, surrounded by douchebags in blazers, while sipping a vodka cranberry. They are easy to spot because they are usually wearing mini skirts so small that vagina lips are usually visible while they're standing up.

"Dude, my buddies tried to hook me up with this chick at a club last weekend, she was hot but she was such a clunt."

by candle weiners April 13, 2009

clitt mitt

a term used to insult people

washing up liquid on the end of a mitten used to clean the vagina

ah stfu u clitt mitt

by -[NM]-Raziel February 24, 2005

clift

A real eejit. A person of below average intellect.

The clift got her up the duff.
How would that clift pass an exam?

by Mick April 18, 2005

client

a girl of urs that does what you want when you want it

kim is one of my clients, i told her to come pick me up so i can get some booty.

by pacman May 13, 2005

CLIT

A CLIT is one unit of a completed CraigsList Internet Transaction. CraigsList is the global online haven increasingly used by scammers, fraudsters and perverted criminals: a haven long- known for catering to the underbelly of human trafficking, recently forced by legal action to shut down part of their operation. However, more legitimate transactions are being flagged off the service, in favor of those posted by violators in various industries.

Mom: I posted our summer house on Craigslist, it keeps getting flagged and deleted, but Vito from work posted his house, and he actually sold within 2 weeks. I am steamed.

College Student daughter: Mom, don't you know, only mob linked people get business done with Craigslist. If you do any business you get a CLIT. Some guys have thousands of CLITs.

Mom: Wash your mouth out with soap, that's vulgar.

College Student daughter: That's what' I'm telling you, more than not ppl who use Craiglist are vulgar criminals. You're lucky it was flagged or else a CLITTER could have come to the house and raped you.

by Bitsy Schalp February 5, 2010

clit

The piece of skin that makes one unintelligent.

omg you have a clitoris? i knew there was a reason why i was better then you

by Jew Kosher Crew' December 9, 2008