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No mask, no blast.

In the times of covid 19, health officials recommended that masks were to be worn while having intercourse. It is a pun on no love without a glove.
It was August 5th 2020. We were about to fuck right before she stop and asked if I had a mask. I said "No?" She hopped out of bed and said "No mask, no blast." I left her house with blue balls.
by Tuguit September 24, 2020
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Train-yard Blast

A sexual act that involves using a model train set to be involved in love making such as jamming the model train conductors into the urethra or fitting the entire train with its cabs into the vagina

It can also be described as thrusting extremely hard while having sex, screaming at the top of your lungs "CHOOOO CHOOOO" and cumming all over said persons face, ass or vagina
I think me and Cindy are gonna do some Train-Yard Blast tonight"
by FingerPuncher May 30, 2017
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Pants blast

(n.) When a bloke spits a wad into his pants. He could be stimulated to coming in any number of ways, not all of which are tactile.
He’s hot enough to give me a pants blast by sight.
by Frozen Prevert October 12, 2024
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Montana Moon Blast

Juliet : No, James, I can’t take another Montana Moon Blast. My ass is so full with your juice.

James : It is okay baby, you can suck my dong instead. *inserts Mongolian Ripper*
by Tailpipefucker June 7, 2019
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Baja Blast

A cup filled with semen that is mixed in with blue food coloring, sugar and is filled with ice cubes somewhat resembling a Taco Bell Baja Blast.
I treated my girl to a Baja blast which was creamy but sour and delectable.
by Toonzy February 21, 2021
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Email face blast

In direct email marketing, an email face blast takes place when a product promotion is sent out to a large number of targeted recipients simultaneously. Typically, this full-bore marking approach is used during in new campaigns introducing never before-seen products.
Jason: Email face blast is going out tomorrow on that new OTP promo.

Koyfie: Don't forget to send tissues along with that.
by Don's Johnson August 8, 2012
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Baja Blast

The moment when, during cunnalingus with a person with a vagina, they become turned on enough for their lubricating juices to start flowing, introducing a totally new culinary experience.
"Yeah dude, I was going down on my wife last night and got totally Baja Blasted; it was just nice to know she was enjoying herself."
by Dryana September 4, 2022
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