Jesus Boner

When you're absolutely wasted and can't get your dick up, but you need to fuck a chick. You pray to Jesus for a solid erection and he comes through like a bro.

Q: Hey, what are you doing in church?
A: I was smashed the other night but needed to fuck this chick, so I prayed and God tossed me the greatest Jesus Boner I've ever had. Now I feel obligated to go to church.

Jesus Boner by Thefuckersattheendofthetable November 15, 2016

Terror boner 

When a man has the sudden urge to get as far away from someone as possible, while also desperately wanting to fuck them.

We were just getting hot and heavy when she pulled a knife out of the nightstand and started spanking herself with the side of it. Total terror boner.

Terror boner by Lkjh.1234 April 22, 2018

Bush Boner 

When you black out and wake up in a bush the next day with morning wood. In the ideal situation, your penis should be the only thing sticking out of the bush.

"Damn bro we were so fucked up last night, I woke up with a Bush Boner. Good thing the landscapers didn't chop my dick off!"

Bush Boner by bigballerboi November 20, 2019

Double Boner Backflip

In an all-male threesome, two men lay on their backs with their penises touching to create a "Double Boner." The third male, standing on an elevated platform positioned above the other performers, proceeds to do a backflip off of the platform. At the end of the rotation, the diver will land with the two penises engorged in his rectum successfully completing the "Double Boner Backflip."

Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"

Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."

Double Boner Backflip by User 156 January 23, 2017

banana boner 

A boner that curves upward, resembling an upturned banana. Legend has it it's especially good at stimulating the elusive g-spot on the female anatomy, but I wouldn't know because I have a straight boner.

The banana boner is a mystery! How can a curved biological structure be so rigid?!

banana boner by Darren Key July 6, 2005

I-Boner 

The word used to describe the erection an individual experiences of whom is constantly bragging about the capabilities of his I-Phone, the applications it possesses and other useless tasks it can carry out.

Kosmo: Dude, will you listen to Luca, he never shuts up talking about his I-Phone.

Kenny: I know man, that guys got a permanant I-Boner.

I-Boner by obindustries1 February 3, 2010

pop a boner 

to develop a penile erection

Every time I look at myself in the mirror, I pop a boner.

pop a boner by Silly Old Fool February 20, 2009