florida band clamp

the act of applying mulitple cock rings to ones ball sack

"What's your Florida band clamp high score"
"Six."

by chicostikk August 31, 2011

RUBBER BAND SLUT

A slutty bitch who is flexible.

Hey bro! Did you see Cassie? She's quite the rubber band slut.

by Amcnutt April 13, 2023

Rock Band 3

1. (pronoun) The dying 2010 rhythm game developed by Harmonix.

Guy 1: Hey bro, you wanna play some Rock Band 3?
Guy 2: Nah man, you need to grow up and play better, modern games... Amateur.

by Dynamo Roller January 15, 2023

The Gay Incest Band

An insulting name for the tv show/music group The Naked Brothers Band.

Oh boy time to watch some Nickelodeon. Hope some good shows are on, spongebob, maybe Danny phantom...oh great...it's The Gay Incest Band....

by Bassnium.exe October 2, 2023

Steve Miller Band

A (very) long-running rock band active from the mid-1960's to the present. This band has too many amazing songs to count, including "Rock'n Me", "Jet Airliner", and "The Joker".

Steven "Steve" Miller has been the lead singer of the band since its creation, and he is still alive and performing with the band at the age of 77 as of this writing.

The longer the Steve Miller Band remains active, the more impressive and yet funny it gets. It's almost like the name of the band has obligated Steve Miller to live forever. And he's still got it, too!

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 25, 2021

Band 5 Incompetent

an incompetent member of NHS Staff could be anything from a toilet cleaner to a chief executive.

That nurse was so useless at taking blood, she is a Band 5 Incompetent

by jonny bogroll the eigth April 30, 2022

Marching Band Withdrawal

That feeling you get when marching season is over and you really miss it. You actually have free time now, but at what cost? It's when you really miss late night football games, and contests, and being with your band family 24/7, and sometimes you get so desperate you even miss band camp and all the hours of exhausting rehearsal.

Symptoms include excessive crying, watching past show videos, playing through old show music, and just standing on the marching field for no apparent reason.

Person: Bro, why are you locking yourself in your room with a glass of grape Koolaid and a box of tissues?

Me: Leave me alone, I'm gonna go listen to all my old marching shows and cry.
Person: Dude you're only a sophomore, you still have two more years!

Me: Yeah, it's just marching band withdrawal

by A Sharp Major December 7, 2020