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Alabama Hot Pocket

When you shat on your cousins vajayjay and yell "yeehaw" while mounting her.
Billy joe bob senior performed an Alabama Hot Pocket on his sister.
by theslangmonster69 April 8, 2019
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alabama hot pocket

An action where one heats a hot pocket for about 30 seconds and then sticks their dick in the hot pocket pocket for a nice and smooth sensation.
yo, dude i did a alabama hot pocket yesterday; i never felt anything better!
by mastersweg May 31, 2015
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alabama hot pocket

a hot pocket made with traditional alabama St. Charles Indian Bread
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alabama sausage trough

that gal got one huge alabama sausage trough
by deesil13 January 20, 2008
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Alabama 3-way

An all-man threesome which proceeds through multiple ejactulations and multiple reapplications of anal lubricant causing the release of copious amounts of santorum.
Santorum comes from behind in Alabama 3-way.
by Spambot5546 May 12, 2012
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University of Alabama in Huntsville

The best school in Alabama for Mechanical and Aerospace Engineering. While you went off to Auburn or Alabama-Tuscaloosa we decided to stay in Huntsville, save money, make money. By the time you come back from your party school most of the people at UAH will already have houses and cars. In fact, a UAH grad might be your boss with our already 4 years of working experience. (Only in respect to Aerospace and Mechanical, we are shit at everything else).

Quickly growing despite our old and decaying buildings (ENGINEERING AND TECH HALL, I AM TALKING ABOUT YOU) while new buildings are being built for faculty and staff. Students like to complain about parking, classes, and how boring it can be here.

We do not have football at this school. Instead, we have HOCKEY!

The girls at this school are tenfold better than whoever posted on here about UAH in 2005. We can credit this to the rising star of UAH, the Nursing program.
UAH Guy 1: "I go to the University of Alabama in Huntsville"
Old Guy 1: "Wow that school is hard"
UAH Guy 1 "It sure is"

UAH Guy on Reddit: "There is no damn parking here"
Random Guy: "Literally every college complains about parking your school is not any different"
by LittleCheezDog June 4, 2019
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Alabama hot pocket

The act of placing a pepperoni hot pocket in the microwave for 69 seconds then fucking the hot pocket until you ejaculate then giving the hot pocket to a slutty bitch then forcing her to eat it while she finder's her pussy while your fucking her in the ass.
"Bro last night I gave you mom an Alabama Hot Pocket"
"Dude ask your sister if she liked that Alabama Hot Pocket I gave her last weekend"
by bitcheslovesosa March 8, 2014
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