:verb 1)when a person leaves the table after a meal and walks to bathroom, while clenching their butt cheeks tightly, causing a visible waddle similar to a penguin.
After the buffet, George excused himself, but then everyone laughed as he penguin walked to the bathroom...on the other side of the restaurant!
by Local Historian May 19, 2008
Walking the parapet,When a dude is with his wife at a cocktail party and excuses himself. After several minutes he still hasn't came back,you start to look around when you find him in your neighbor's panty drawer Sniffing her Victoria secret panties...his right hand is jerking off while holding panties in left Sniffing them...that is Walking the Parapet
Did you see that fucking idiot last night they caught him in her bedroom sniffing her panties walking the parapet
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
The art of stumbling around drunk with arms swaying in front to keep ones balance in check and to keep from falling over in a drunken slumber.
by c nav January 08, 2006
Being escorted off the premises when you've been fired from a job because they're afraid you'll go off.
by PkTechGirl December 07, 2003
The aftermath of ejaculation to the point of getting semen everywhere, especially your hands, thus having to walk to the sink to wash off your shameful act.
by nocturnal_potato June 12, 2014
by Supersoundcloud June 09, 2021
It means giving head, eating a girl out, or eating pussy, the song 'walkin the dog' by Rufus Thomas (also covered by the Stones) has lyrics indirectly making references to felacio.
by sacto May 24, 2008