A rotten dirty excuse for a vagina literally your last resort but definitely one you keep a secret and wear 10 rubbers but enjoy every second of its nasty glory
by The cocksman nate the great July 30, 2018
When you take a dump in a public restroom only to find out your stall is out of toilet paper and have to switch stalls to one that does
by TXHeat July 13, 2013
by Griff the man March 16, 2009
When you have a cheap/free whore who loves getting thunderfucked and let's you Dump Dick all in her guts.
by K. Kutter March 19, 2020
Breaking up with a person while intoxicated without having any actual intention of breaking up with that person, usually followed by a prolonged period of apology.
by MostlyGood June 29, 2010
Taking a dump while playing doodle jump. In order to leave the bathroom you must exceed a pre set point limit on the game. This activity is absolutely crucial during long bouts of waiting for something exciting eg pre-concert, movie previews, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, where did regis go?
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...
Dude 2: He's gonna be awhile, hes locked in a doodle dump session.
Dude 1: Ahh I see...
by Ciaphas November 20, 2011
how former President Trump referred to absentee or mail in votes being counted which he claimed were "massive dumps", When a president writes the lines on SNL for them.
by LearyFilms October 08, 2022