dick vulture

A woman whom at the end of the night was unable to find her suitor of choice, but still wants to have coitus that evening and is left picking through 2 AM man scraps (just the scrubs left in the club)

That girl must be hurtin' for some sex! Look at her being a dick vulture.

by MagicMicah January 5, 2014

Skinny Dicking

Having sex in a body of water.

Britanny and Jake went skinny dicking in the pool at Josh's party.

by dickstellar June 4, 2015

dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 29, 2008

Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 August 2, 2015

Bull Dick

One who has a very large Penis, A Male Human who has an exceptionally large Cock, Not only long in length but also has massive girth.

I would hate for that bull dick Albert to get a hold of my old lady, he would split her in half.

by Uncle Delmus August 14, 2010

dick trap

A persons oral cavity,located below the nose.

Bill was talking shit and I told him to shut his dick trap

by Lo-per February 8, 2008

hot dicking

Synonym for hot sex. The act of dicking is defined as engaging in intercourse.

I gave michelle a hot dicking.

by Arielesbian July 29, 2006