Growl-ma is a rare disease which can be caught by inhaling large amounts of Cummins (cum flecks). This originated in ancient Egypt (battle of Hastings 43BC) when soldiers would cum on each other to assert dominance and proof of manliness. This contributed to the development of humans and this is why we have ear lobes. This is also lead to balding. You may be wondering where the name “Growl-ma” came from! This originated from the tale of the growling hag. Tale says, she was cummed on and he turned into werewolf, developing incurable flatulence (growls from bum hole).
by Gracie isn’t my name. October 25, 2022

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by Loopyism101 May 20, 2023

Ma is a word that men/boys say to a girl,/women when they are in a relationship, kind of a shorter word for mama, or mami, which is almost like calling them baby or babe, or bae. (I get turned on when he calls me this)
by Floridagirl38 March 26, 2024

When you've had a big long hard day in your Snickers s46 Stretch Workwear trousers and come home to Reece Doyle's ma and she makes you a big sloppy chicken role with a can of Irn Bru
My god, you should have seen the size of Reece Doyle's Ma's Chicken roles! Gobbled it down with a can of Irn bru and a bitta Frank's hot sauce.
by Reece Doyle's Ma's ChickenRole July 3, 2022

Let's say that Jeff almost accidentally pushed Bob off the dock. Bob would say....
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
YA ALMOST SPILLED MA OATS!!!
by Authentically_Alex December 30, 2018
