the apple guy

the guy that your roommate is sleeping with who always walks around the apartment naked touching all of the apples.

OMFG the apple guy was at my apt. again this morning...

by hobbit125 July 22, 2008

no guy zone

areas where men are not included or wanted.

Betty was looking forward to tonight's book club - a designated no guy zone.

by Mr. Malaphor April 26, 2011

Guy Boner

To get a boner from a thing considered homosexual, while not actually being a homosexual.

Jerry got a guy boner when he was tackled in football practice.

by Sombrero Siesta Fiesta August 6, 2011

Nice guy

A nice guy who is someone who will repeatedly tell the girl of his wanting that is is kind and respectful of her feelings. In reality he is the opposite. He is only doing this to get you defences down. Nice guy will repeatedly try to get into your pants, or throw a fit if you don't do what he wants. If you were to ever call him out on his immature behavior he would look shocked and say "I'm a nice guy I wouldn't do that." I nice guy doesn't want to be your friend, he doesn't want anything other then for you to be his girlfriend so he wouldn't have to feel bad about himself. Most NICE GUYS are selfish creepy jerks, who don't know what I just want to be friends, mean.
Remember Guys: Nice guys don't need to remind people that they are nice and respectful. Telling people that your a nice guy is pretty much like someone saying no offence but....

NICE GUY:*leans in for a kiss*
Girl: What are you doing. I said thought that we were just friends.
NICE GUY: But I'm a nice guy, I'm not going to hurt you.
Girl: Dude? Seriously? A nice guy doesn't need to remind the girl his with that he is a nice guy. Please leave.

by Youiswhatyouis September 25, 2010

Guy Sebastian

The BEST singer in the world! He is cute and funny and has a great voice! Both of he's singles and he's album went to number one strait away! And you really need some talent to do that! Guy is really special, and I am proud to have him as MY idol!

Best singer in the world, cutest face, most gorgeous hair.

by Samy! March 7, 2004

short guy

A male usually 5'6 or under. At one time in history it was considered okay to be 5'4 - 5'6. Nowadays its abnormal and unattractive to females. Doesn't matter if your good looking or nice, short guys usually have to struggle when finding a female who will actually give them a chance in a crowd of tall males. Soon to be extinct.

Girl #1: "How about that short guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes cute...but too short."
Girl #1: "What about that other guy?"
Girl #2: "Hes kinda ugly but very tall....i think im gonna have sex with him!"

by joe show2121 February 8, 2010

Guy Sebastian

The very deserving, talented, gorgeous, genuine, intelligent, charming winner of the first Australian Idol!

The ideal man!!

by Nicole March 7, 2004