The Naughty 9/11

A sexual act where one person kneels on the floor and the other male partner, whilst fully erect, takes a long run up and jumps at the kneeling partner, attempting to insert their penis into the person’s mouth with maximum force. Both partners should be covered in flour for added authenticity. The running partner is welcome to add airplane noises and phrases in Arabic for additional fun.

Me and my boyfriend tried The Naughty 9/11 last night, and the clean up of our apartment could take months.

by The Great Waffle Stomp June 09, 2024

11/20/06

The birthday of the prettiest and awesomest person ever.

Person A: My bday is 11/20/06
Person B: Wow that means your awesome and pretty

by mao’s boyfriend October 30, 2022

Aug 11

Aug 11

Kiss you toes one by one

Aug 11 is sucking, kissing, or licking your toes day!

by Romigames August 10, 2022

Dec 11

If you where born dec 11 you are a bitch

"Oh you where born on dec 11? "Yeah?" "Oh you are a bitch"

by December 11, 2023

Dec 11

Dec 11 is national kiss your girlfriend day

Dec 11 kiss your girlfriend even if its unexpected

by iveluvsyou December 09, 2023

wantinghuntertogiveyouattentionandwantinghimtoputyouonhis11:11

this syndrome is something you can catch if you want attention from hunter

i have wantinghuntertogiveyouattentionandwantinghimtoputyouonhis11:11

by wantinghunter July 11, 2019

11 Feet 6 Inches

2 sexainches.
2 fuckainches.
2 hexacontaenneainches.
1 hectatriacontaoctainch.
Because 69 x 2 = 138.
This is around twice the average height of an American male and female model.

Me: I thought Robert Wadlow was so tall.
You: Well could you imagine someone being 11 feet 6 inches tall.
Me: You mean 11 and a half feet.
You: Right.
Me: Yeah.

by gregben September 12, 2023