Dick With a Graduation Hat

A logical fallacy.

Excited Mom: So... my honors student can totally beat your honors student...

Bored Mom: Your honors student is a dick...

Excited Mam: a Dick With a Graduation Hat

Bored Mom: With loser parents.

by Awesometoast April 7, 2010

Dope Dick Monster

Dope Dick

A man that slings the dick i so satisfying to a female, she gets strung out on him like really good dope

I call him my Dope Dick Monster

by Fruity Pebblez February 10, 2018

Dirty dick shane

When a man has an enormous cock and kills women by fucking them. Women must suck as soon as they see it knowing they should never ride it.

No way Sharon, I heard he was a dirty dick shane

by Aslutonmaplelane December 9, 2021

Odd dick out

The only guy who doesn't get action at a party or club.

Guy #1: Dude, last night was amazing.

Guy #2: Yea, but i feel bad for Harold though. All the girls ignored him.
Guy #1: I know, he was the odd dick out.

by bob.howard April 13, 2011

Shake Some Dick

Guy tearing up the dance floor.

Q: What are you trying to do tonight?

A: Im trying to go to the club and shake some dick on some hoes.

by ShakingDickmaster December 3, 2010

big dick money

The money made from having a big dick. Yes, it's a job!

Omg I made $2000 from having big dick money!

by urawesomeweirdo February 2, 2016

Respect My Dick

To respect one males penis.

That bitch better Respect My Dick.

by RooK™ January 15, 2011