Covered in Spiders, Man

AUGGGGHH! This completely original superhero is overrun with spiders! Action figure is 3.75 inches tall.

Spiders, Man figure may vary. Limit one per customer (if you buy more than one your order will be canceled).

Obvious Plant: Covered in Spiders, Man Is action figure spiders all over it

Obvious Plant

by Your bob September 1, 2022

poorly endurancd man

When a man has never been laid and never jerked off, they are not used to having sex and cums instantly

Mary:Oh my god, he was a poorly endurancd man.

Linsey:Oh my god really?

by The bestest dogboy September 2, 2022

Spider Man!!

A "Spider Man!!" is when you are having sex with someone, doggy style. When you're about to cum, pull out and cum into your hand, and then when your partner turns around, you shout "Spider Man!!" and then fling your cum into their face.

Partner: "My boyfriend hit me with a "Spider Man!!" last night! I had no idea! How could I have not seen that coming?"

Man: "Yeah, I hit them with my new technique... THE "Spiderman!!"

Man's "friend": " Who are you?"

by Friendly neighborhood Faggot September 2, 2022

The Mug Man

The mug man is a mysterious yet handsome man, he's always giving to people, and mostly gives out free root beer.

"I hope the mug man shows up today"
"Is that the mug man!"

by The Mug Man September 2, 2022

She got a man

Something bro says when he see's u in his girl's phone

"Hey I left my phone charger in ur car"
"She got a man bro, leave her alone"
"Okay... Can I pls get my charger tho?"

by LOUDCARZNCLOUDZ September 4, 2022

Spider-Man

You are having intercourse when the girl is on top and you take your hands to reach back to get butthole and make the spider man web shooting hands to spread open her butthole with your two middle fingers and ring fingers.

I Spider-Manned my girl’s butt last night when she was grinding on top of me

by Buttermilk178 September 5, 2022

sexiest man alive

brock

brock is the sexiest man alive

by egehsbg September 5, 2022