Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!)

Gusset Granules are designed to disperse the odour of haddock in a ladies love equipment.

My girl was sat on the sofa watching TV and every so often a haddock pong wafted in to my line of smell. I immediately put her in the bath and drove to the closest pharmacy selling the much needed Gusset Granules (for the fish in you!).

by WIGTIT March 21, 2011

You Betcha Doug

A statement representing the unprecedented fusion of the negro and hick cultures..

A North Dakotan of German-Norwegian origins assuring a black individual of something.

"Do you think I can get some of that SauerKraut shit?" the African American questioned.
"You betcha Doug!" The North Dakotan said, trying to speak the language of the African American.

by ArmandDeLarosa July 15, 2011

you know im shittin

Expending wealth at the onset of success

I work hard and besides, you know im shittin

by safe23 August 22, 2011

you just got lulled

b) "You just got Lulled" - (1) To "Williamize" or break down all stories and sentences to such an extent of barney style that it "lulls" the listener to sleep. (2) To stretch out a 1 minute conversation into an entire days discussion

You just got lulled - "My new born baby cannot get enrolled into DEERS.... 6 hours later.... and that's why I cannot understand why DEERS will not let me enroll my child without a marriage certificate for me and my wife"; (3) When you know that your chain of thought just went to oblivion; (4) In other words, getting Lulled is worse than going to a safety brief on a 96.

by Supply Det November 27, 2011

Hold While You Think

When a female grasps the apple-sack while deciding whether or not to continue felatio.

Girl: I'm sure if I should put my lips there.
Guy: Hold while you think, bitch.

by valdave October 12, 2011

You Made Dough?

When you become so mad you ascend into a loaf of bread that is made.

Person 1: I lost my potato
Person 2: Shut up I hate potatos!
Person 1: Potato.
Person 2 (Now Made): WHAT THE FUCK I'M BLOCKING YOU
Person 1: You Made Dough?

by Troy Bruce Byrnes November 3, 2011

you have nice things

This is the sating people have when they come over to your house and you don't know what to say because if you except this you say you have nice things and your a douche bag. when in reality when someone says this the only response is "fuck you, get out"

Wealthy man: "Hey come on in"
Poor Man: "OK thanks, say YOU HAVE NICE THINGS."
Wealthy Man: "FUCK YOU"

by 123goodbye November 10, 2011