CHONK MAN

A rare breed of human who dosnt exist and is a fat child but is malnourished at the same time and is dyslexic

CHONK MAN is my sempaii

by CHONK MAN July 30, 2021

Livin the rich mans life

When you are livin the rich mans life.

Man, I'm really livin the rich mans life.

by Randomaniac04 May 5, 2018

Beta Man

Darragh ”Hammerhead” McGuiness. The definition of a lost-cause loser. Typically a fall from grace. Peaks at 13.

Darragh is such a beta man.

by Jay Cartwright 2022! May 4, 2022

Man-naize

When your man juices congeal to a custardy substance and it gits all thick like mayonnaise.

Yo, J'nielle! Dat dime was so poppin last nite dat I couldn't even make it. My man-naize got all over her belly.

by Joe876543 October 12, 2013

Man-Saggers

A occurrence in a human male who is obese where the increased number of female hormones combine with the fat to create a saggy, wrinkly mess around the nipple area. This can sometimes lead to lactation, and decreased activity in the hardening of the nipples.

Otherwise Known as "shriveled whales" and "Inflated Dehydrated Chest Syndrome"

1. Tom to friends : Man, i heard Jack got the Man-saggers, that shit's deadly. Poor guy, they're really freakin gross too.

2. Doctor to Tom: Im Sorry lad, it seems you have man-saggers. Im going to start you on a intense rehabilitation program, but im sorry to say, your never gonna be the same.

Tom: Fuck my life

by simon3335 May 20, 2009

fat man split

The split that a fat man gets in his belly below his belly button, but above his waist line.

Look at the fat man split on that huge bastard!!! He really needs to wear a shirt in public.

by seanzi88 September 13, 2016

Big Man Brady

Big Man Bradys are the tallest men in the world, and towers over the school which he is headmaster of.
Big Man Bradys refer to all students by their initials, and attempt to play every racket sport but only use one shot.

Generally well liked by students, Big Man Bradys oversee their schools from a great height, and may commonly be seen checking on classrooms and cracking jokes.

Big Man Brady is on his way.

by Wellingtonshoe123 October 7, 2025