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When you don’t know where to look ….
Keep shoving food in your face…
Yep… that is what I did:(

If only I could say or show you…
How I do love you!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 January 10, 2025

i just farted cum

when you fart cum like a poo poo man and a among us man skibidi toilet lol fefhuerjhvguh

guy 1: omg i just farted cum
girl 2: *pull out pisstol and shoots guy 1*
guy 1: *dies*

by Soggy_Biscuit January 11, 2025

I got that dog in me

When you get mounted by a dog and the red rocket goes in….and in an effort to save face, you try to act tough and start barking and grunting like a giga chad.

Dog: Woof! Woof! I’m gonna mount that man!

Nik: Oh no, not again!

Innocent bystander: Bro that dog is inside you!

Nik: (Obviously embarrassed) Arf! Arf! I got that dog in me! Get on my level!

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025

I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

Alternate saying for total nigger death

Man I love flying my spaceship thru the glaciers🛸

by Spaceship Flyer🛸 January 12, 2025

I bought an Urban Dictionary Mug!

A phrase no one has, or will ever hear

*purely fiction*

No one: "I bought An Urban Dictionary Mug!"

No ome else because this is a hupothetical:

by Agent_Z January 12, 2025

I wanna boyfriend

The feeling where u either want a bf or want to see ur crush

Definition: the feeling of jealousy bc u need a bf (I wanna boyfriend)
Pronounced: ai wa na boi fre nd

by Im A lOnElY kId:( January 13, 2025

I bought a property in Egypt

"What they do for you is they give you the property"
A sentence said by Cameron Eastwood who's gone viral for telling everyone "I bought a property in Egypt."
Its often used in remixes with chopped chin and other brainrot

I bought a property in Egypt and what they do for you is they give you the property.

by IMawordmaker20 January 13, 2025