This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

The most common, if not the only message you will see when linking to Microsoft's "solution pages" after using the error reportingfeature

Example: When my PC couldn't play music due to a "missing audio device error" I linked to this message screen.
So I went looking on message boards for similar issue and found one. The person posted about how Microsoft had nothing.
That forum entry was posted two YEARS before.

Me: Oh cool! I can just link to Microsoft's solution page! How convenient....

This problem was caused by Windows. This program was created by Microsoft Corporation. Microsoft Corporation does not currently have a solution for the problem that you reported.

Me: You've got to be kidding. Oh Cool! Windows has a built-in help program....

by Lig Na Baste January 16, 2008

F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton)

Standing for: For Whom The Bell Tolls this is a somewhat cover of the Metallica song of the same name. The cover was created by dronemetalists Sunn O))) (pronounced sun).

I hate Lars so much what a d-bag he makes me want to listen to F.W.T.B.T. (I Dream of Lars Ulrich Being Thrown Through the Bus Window Instead of My Mystikal Master Kliff Burton) all day long!

rip cliff burton

by joshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjoshjosh April 20, 2008

head window

A persons lame attempt to copy Facebook or other people network.

That guy is trying to head window Facebook.

by justagal June 22, 2009

painting her attic window

Putting on chapstick.

Look at that girl painting her attic window.

by 602 hoosiers September 15, 2009

Window Rat

A racial slur for Greek people. Possibly linked to the stereotype of greek parents leaning out of windows to yell at children in streets below or the rumor that greek people enjoy the act of sniping.

"I liked Stacy, but her parents were total window rats."

by randothefungiman November 9, 2009

wine window

The open space of time when drinking wine where you feel really good and flirty for having sexy time... then the wine window closes, and you only feel like sleeping

I felt awesome, so buzzed and horny! The wine window was definitely open! But he was playing xbox for too long, so it closed.

by spymax November 29, 2010

window goods

articles that are offered to be sold at a reduced price because they look a bit shoddy due to them being on display in a showcase for a long period of time. Also called window samples and floor samples.

We bought some window goods yesterday because they were relatively cheaper.

by uttam maharjan December 8, 2010