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Unicorn

A unicorn is a person who is willing to join an existing couple. They may join the couple only for sex, or they may become a more involved part of the relationship and spend nonsexual, companionship time together too.
"Me and brad are looking for a unicorn to spice things up!"
by Smartickles January 24, 2024
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unicorn jumper

When a suicide jumper survives from 150 feet or higher in height.

Unicorn jumper first coin by the user Lovestruck on goregrish forums in 2024 when describing the Instagram user Misha.absurd when he was filmed suicide jumping from the 15th floor of an apartment building and miraculously survived. Misha was seen previously in a Unicorn costume right before the attempt.

A rare occurrence when a suicide jumper survives from a very high height.
Jane "What happen to Frankie?"

Ted "He became a Unicorn Jumper."
by Ninecents February 2, 2024
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Unicorn Spit

When you bust your nut in someones mouth and while their mouth is open throw a handful of rainbow glitter into their mouth also. Therefore the receiver will spit the contents in their mouth out on the floor.
Im gonna teach the bro's mrs what unicorn spit is!
by Benfkn10 February 27, 2024
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Unicorn

A developer with a macbook and pronouns often seen wearing designer glasses.
This is Dave, he is our senior unicorn and is specialized in front-end development using svelte.
by sarvasana March 26, 2024
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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Unicorn

slang for a bisexual person, in reference to those who believe bisexuality is a myth.
Did you hear? Louis is a Unicorn.”
“Ah, that doesn’t surprise me. He is a bit greedy, isn’t he?”
by two ghosts May 5, 2024
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Unicorn

a person who is bisexual, in reference to those who believe that bisexuality is a myth
Did you hear? Louis is a unicorn.”
“Doesn’t surprise me. He’s always been a greedy one..”
by two ghosts May 5, 2024
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