I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.
by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017
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by You’re Welcome 100x July 4, 2018
Get the Inflating the Unicorn mug.A kookie eating unicorn unicorn is a known species in planet earth. Only one creature is alive in this known species. It is known of having Jung Kook as their bias and they love the colour red, purple and black. They also love Harry Potter and are usually sorted into the Gryffindor house
by Kookie eating unicorn February 8, 2019
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Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
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