Turtle Dick

When a circumcised penis retracts into the remaining foreskin scar or shaft.

It's so cold, I'm turtle dicking.
Sorry, I was adjusting my turtle dick.

by CORich September 3, 2012

Turtle soup

Diarrhea fart ,when sick, to check to see if toilet use is necessary, because you do not want to get up from where you are at, and liquid fecal matter squirts enough that stains your underware.

I was sick, downstairs, lying on the couch and I turtle souped. I then took a shower.

by Steven Ortiz October 2, 2014

Galapagos Turtle

A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of A pile of shit in your bed courtesy of your drunk bed partner. The best and rarest Galapagos Turtle has the turtle head still attached to the anus of your unconscious partner.

I woke up to this god awful smell and pulled the covers back to find this giant, stinking Galapagos Turtle coming out of this chick's ass. Wow this thing stunk like a New York garbage barge but she was one hot piece of ass!

by Galapagos Bill March 8, 2007

ninja turtles

The ninja turtles lived in the sewers, therefore they MUST smell like absolute SHIT. So when you pick up a stench that is so bad you can't think of anything worse it must be that the ninja turtles are at your house.

Ashton: "Keisha what the fuck is that smell?"

Keisha: "Fucking Ninja Turtles!"

Ashton: "RIGHT RIGHT"

by Ashton McCune April 25, 2006

Grinding the turtle

Having sex up against a wall with a fat girl wearing a tight girdle, the skirt of which rubs the base of your dick raw!

"Did I see you at it with Fat Annie round the back just now, Dude?" Yeah! I need ointment! I was really Grinding the Turtle!

by dickkidido March 12, 2011

turtle body

A significantly obese person, usually a woman. So named for their inability to rest their arms parallel to their bodies, and their shuffling walk.

If they were to fall on their backs, they'd likely be unable to get up.

"So, you think there'll be any hot chicks at that Def Leppard tribute band's concert?"

"Well, there's guaranteed to be a turtle body or 20."

by Nam-shub of Enki May 30, 2006

leaky turtle

The act of self urination in mass public. With not one regret of the self humiliation.

Ex: dude im going for it,the leaky turtle.
( D- stands up, in the middle of class: and beings self urination. Igs- wow dollie D's like totally the man, he just pulled a leaky turle and sat back down. I cant believe he would jingaling jingaling a wang chung like that. deo )

by Dleahy February 11, 2008