Matt Wading

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

Matt wading- when shit hits the fan or an apocalypse happens. You remain chill like you are on a beach, sipping on some mojito.

by Happu123456789 January 25, 2019

Matt Jackson

Objective reality is just a social construct and within that construct Matt Jackson is the smartest person in any room despite what actual reality may have to say on the matter.

A narcissistic force to be reckoned with.

Dude, you completely fucked up, you need to be a bit more Matt Jackson about things.

You see how I Matt Jacksoned the situation back there, like a fucking boss!

by Davey McGoon May 31, 2022

Matt

Matthews really dry
Like really dry
Really freakin dry…

Especially if your last names Edgson

Person: *asks a question*
Matt: doesn’t respond or responds with “idk”

by Not Brooke July 7, 2023

Matt

Man who goes straight for anal, no lube.

Woah, matt Ripped my arsehole in to shreds to the point it was infected

by Big hot November 22, 2021

Matt-a-tois

Having engaged in sexual acts with 3 different men named Matt at the same time.

"Oh man, did you see Jenny walking all weird today? Must of been from the Matt-a-tois she got in on yesterday...those guys are way too close."

by mattislaw April 4, 2009

Matt Rates

Achieving rates approximately twice as common as advertised.

I was getting drops at Matt Rates while bossing today.

by Dry Gamer August 4, 2022

Matt

Where do I even begin? Matt’s are the most handsome men ever and stick by your side through everything. They are SUPER tall and have these STUNNING blue-green eyes that you can stare into for HOURS. They are usually somewhat athletic and are really good at 1 or 2 sports but love watching them. They are amazing story-tellers who entertain you when they tell their stories which they have never-ending with their fun life. They are fun and sometimes are OFF THE WALLS WITH CRAZINESS (this mood always creates the best memories and is an immaculate energy to collide with). They are your ride or die and like science and may even be a science teacher.

Girl: Hey who’s that 6’6 stud? He sticks out like a soar thumb.
Me: Oh that’s Matt you GOTTA love you a Matt

by Personbehindscreen5 August 5, 2020