Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common.
by Cerejini May 21, 2024
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Living being that has zero parents, zero grandparents and five great-grandparents in common with other living beings.
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by Simaduria July 26, 2024
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two-second fight

A fight, generally started by an inexperienced fighter, against a much more experienced fighter, which ends in roughly two seconds
An idiot on the street picked a fight against a black belt Jiu-Jitsu. It was a two-second fight.
by youngleftyguy March 09, 2021
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I am happy to report an IN CAHOOTS , ADULT FRIENDFINDER VISITOR where this restaurant stole my cell phone " the RAMEN SERVER PLACE refused to let me eat in their restaurant and SECURITY as they stole all my receipts and I visited the BARNES AND NOBLE IN REDWOOD CITY ordering SWEDISH , HUNGARIAN books from them after went to PANDA EXPRESS and told them I need to get a special denomination bill to spend as then I went to CHASE BANK when I gave two twenties and a $10 for a fifty (50) dollar bill as I told them I did not fe well as almost had a GRAND MAL SEIZURE as then they stole my money when this HOMOSEXUAL MANAGER entered and yes I am aware of your wide open arms acceptability of those LIFESTYLES unfortunately my LIFE EXPERIENCES as HOMOSEXUALS hate me and a lot have methylamphetamine issues but this place was IN CAHOOTS as no one on that branch came forward and returned my money and security says "it's your word against them and I said there is CAMERAS IN YHE BANK and a person's manners has nothing to do with 'FIDICUARY DUTY as I want the FBI to press charges against the bank and the people involved at that STRIP SHOPPING CENTER REDWOOD CITY AS this was nothing more a HOMONGENSEXUAL SECOND TRESPASS all about STRIGGER'S and BARNES AND NOBLE HOMOSEXUALS mostly who owns the business and someone is sending METH HEAD ADDICTED HOMOSEXUSLS to me or real FAGG0T'S game ROBBIE WILLIANS powerhouse you think.
by KOMON SECEF ANAL ASSH0LE April 21, 2022
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Second hand simping

When you simp for someone that simps 😉
Person1: I’m my gosh it’s so cute how she simps for him

Person2: Omg your second hand simping so much
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Second Boyfriend

Someone who is already in a relationship, like yourself, that you deeply care for and have a loving attachment to. The feelings are mutual between you two, so you make it unofficially official. You don’t want to share this person with anyone other than their significant other. You’re in a relationship with each other on the side.

When you have more than one boyfriend
Monday’s are for second boyfriends
by SecondgirlfriendNicki July 01, 2019
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Second uncle

Male cousin of mom or dad
Me and my second uncle are closer than my uncles
by 459395 April 10, 2023
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