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Second Hand Abandonment

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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a human second

That image was funny, for about a human second.
by Trico Everfire May 18, 2018
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november second

the day the baddest bitches in all the land are born
man that bitch reagan was born today she’s so hot!
november second is the day the baddest bitches are born
by jarret mc November 27, 2021
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Darnell Phinkelberry the second

A Bagel who gets very angry often.
Darnell Phinkelberry the second is a funny little man.
by Randomuser726362772 June 23, 2024
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second-cousin-in-law

1- Second-cousin's spouse.
2- Spouse's second-cousin.
second-cousin-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
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60 second rule

The amount of time before which certain individuals who have asked a dumb or inconsequential question will have either found the answer on his own, or have realized it wasn't worth asking.

Certain people are more susceptible to this rule than others. It's rare that they'll still be curious after 60 seconds have passed. Most of the time, ignoring their question does the trick.
P: If Batman's parents died, then how was he born?
K: ...
(60 seconds pass)
P: Ohhhhhh. Just Googled it.
K: 60 second rule. Works every time.
P: You're a dick.
by Triggers365 March 15, 2017
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co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law

1- Spouse's second-cousin-once-removed's spouse.
2- Co-2C1R-in-law.
My co-second-cousin-once-removed-in-law is a good person.
by User655 July 25, 2021
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