by Cdjqaoabwhqojqbahaiosnshw September 5, 2020
Get the give me a ringmug. After storing the condom for the past seven years, I developed a bad case of ring around the wallet.
by rda889 December 9, 2012
Get the Ring around the Walletmug. When you stay in bed for so long that the time in bed exceeds the 'normal' sleep duration by approximately 9 hours and 18 minutes ( the duration of all three lord of the rings films without extended the editions).
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
It is also worth noting that an 'extended Lord of the Rings lie-in' exceeds 11 hours 20 minutes of 'normal' sleep time due to that being as long as the extended edition of the trilogy.
by bisonman May 27, 2015
Get the Lord of the Rings lie-inmug. The circular imprint that develops in the skin of a wallet when a single man has carried an as-yet unused condom in it for too long.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Even after removing the contraceptive wang-sleeve (usually due to expiration rather than use), the single man's ring will usually persist for months to come. Upon close inspection, the single man's ring may occasionally be found pressed into banknotes and jeans pockets.
Wandering the bars on Wednesday night, Pete realised the single man's ring which had developed in his wallet announced to all bartenders that he was wedded to the sadboi life.
by daltonjfk October 26, 2019
Get the Single man's ringmug. The name underneath Funyuns. These are sharp chips that have a taste, not unlike garlic mixed with sawdust. They will chip your gums and may or may not cause cancer.
by killerflame157 February 22, 2018
Get the onion flavored ringsmug. The term PlayDoh Fudge Ring can be used as a noun to describe the act of cumming on a girls asshole then taking a dildo and shoving it in the rectum using the cum as lubricant once the the dildo is covered with shit and cum you will have made yourself, a Playdoh Fudge Ring! Congratulations.
Dude Check out this PlayDoh Fudge Ring!
...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!
......................I haven't been layed in two years :(
...The shit is like caked on there how old is that!
......................I haven't been layed in two years :(
by Zaney Swizzle April 15, 2010
Get the PlayDoh Fudge Ringmug. When uncircumcised schmegma build up becomes infected, causing blood and/or puss to mix into it. Often results in a hampered gate while walking.
Did you notice the way he's walking today? He needs to do something about that spicy cheese ring he's got.
by Hotline Deebo April 24, 2023
Get the Spicy cheese ringmug.