Eskimo Pie

When you have a blumpkin and before you nut, you stand up grab your own feces you lay it across your partners forehead and slap it with your junk until you bust a nut.

Dude, that chick last night totally loved her Eskimo Pie i gave her!

by Ninjalord November 8, 2009

cherry pie

when you shag a girl on their period

errrrrrrr i accidentally cherry pied my boyfriend

by hairypervert July 27, 2009

meat pie

A competition established by sydney siders as a race to loose their virginity first. It is a play on the popular "American Pie" competition, only down under.

Daniel: I am going to win meat pie a-a-alex
Ishac: Shutup Daniel
Daniel: ok

by ishdick May 29, 2014

Blumpkin Pie

It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg

Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!

by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

hair pie

A hair pie is a hairy asshole on a guy.

A few of the guys I've rimmed had hair pies and I usually got a few mouth hairs!

by USAF Cadet June 24, 2021

pickle pie

When a minimum of five dicks are shoved in a mouth simaltaneously

My ho loves cock so much that she was begging me to get my niggas together and give her some pickle pie

by qwertyuiopasdfghj January 19, 2008

Pie Porn

Someone that has sex with alot of pies.

Man1: dude i totally had sex with a pi last night
Man2: Another one dude thats like 10 this week! your a total pie porn

by Sermon February 2, 2009