Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022

Thoughtless bastard

A person born of parents not married to each other, who practices mindfulness

You know Sandra and Daves youngest one meditates for an hour each day now? Yeah the couple who never married, lives three doors down that’s right. The kids a thoughtless bastard.

by Shambalicious May 17, 2021

fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)

OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)

by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 27, 2020

Fat Bastard-itus

(Noun) A person who is very obese.

The persons’ name is usually Darren, Jamie and Steven.

“You have Fat bastard-itus!”

by Tway Ubabqwe February 22, 2020

Bastard

A fatherless child also used as an insult

Jake is a bastard

by Goodgiy4321 March 28, 2024

cake bastard

That person who can’t wait for the cake to cool down before cutting into it and eating, exclaiming there “just tasting it” and before you Know it half the cake has gone. It’s not even out of the tin yet.

What a total cake bastard

by Dande123 May 31, 2020