Kingswood academy

The worst possible school to go after you leave your beloved primary. Everyone wished to go to winnifed holtby or any other secondary, but they were all full of lucky kids. Every student there who applied to go, has some kind of mental instability.

"Mum, what school did i get in to?"
"I'm sorry, but you got into kingswood academy."
*walks upstairs and blows brains out*

by Hibishesxø April 20, 2019

Seffner Christian Academy

A school in Seffner, Fl that is full of rich privileged kids and a few sucky teachers. A place that cares too much about its appearance and spends all the tuition cash on plants and doesn’t fix the sewage. Kids are constantly leaving this hell hole and teachers are always complaining about one teacher in particular (mr. toxic). I don’t recommend going here. It literally sucks! This school is too cookie cutter perfect and expects perfection from the students and expels anyone who doesn’t meet the criteria. This suckass school has expelled legends. Rip to our fallen soldiers. Spread the word of the famous Methner academy.

Dude 1: have you heard about that school in seffner?
Dude 2: Seffner Christian Academy? Yeah I hear it’s like a cult or something

Dude 1: yeah it’s pretty suckass

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The Oxford Academy

A shitty school and they think they are better than they actually are. They cry if we don't have pencils but they can barely afford food to serve us. L school L Mr Ewen but the headteacher Miss Ward has BACK

Person 1: You go The Oxford Academy my lad?
Person 2: Oh yea Grant the PE Teacher always only talks to girls, What a nonce!

by dickNIGGA123 October 3, 2022

sandwell academy

your typical uk highschool except the teachers are smoked in the head and will give you negatives for asking for a pencil. u can also get sent home for chewing gum

sandwell academy is not a shithole i promise

by serwinte December 29, 2021

ucl academy toilets

the most ghetto toilets of the school
esp the girls toilets
with them vaping and thinking there bad
now they locked it now lol

ay there bare girls in the ucl academy toilets

by coolvribstions January 18, 2024

Iceni Academy Methwold

This is a prison. They support racists, homophobia, prejudice, discrimination, a certain support officer and a student who are in a relationship. Call CPS, this place needs to be shut down x

Oh hey! Look! The local prison. Iceni Academy Methwold

by annexoxosmith February 19, 2024

bayside health sciences academy

the health sciences academy is full of privileged, melodramatic people that turn their nose up at everyone not up to their standards. there's no guys in the academy and the girls treat the 5 guys that actually go there like they are gods on earth. other than that, its pretty cool. The medical teachers are dope and super great at teaching. Don't come here for the social scene is all I'm saying, but you'll have some hella good medical teachers

"where you going to school next year?"
"im going to bayside health sciences academy"
"okay just don't act like a pretentious asshole and you'll be fine"

by mbvbitch July 3, 2021