A purported Big Foot like creature but much shorter. Makes indiscernible noises and mumblings residing in the Hills of Mineral County, WV. Known to steal frozen chicken patties out of peoples freezers.
Benni: I was in Keyser yesterday and heard numerous mumblings and indiscernible voices coming from the woods. Nothing could be translated from voice to text.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
Grégoire: I’ve been told it’s the Knobley Road Monster, a small fury monster that’s half monkey half midget man. I’ve heard the mumblings and indiscernible voices are from when it’s gnawing on frozen chicken patties that it’s stolen from local folks meat freezers.
by Esterlino Dorado January 24, 2022
Get the Knobley Road Monster mug.Man1: Ay my dawg my meat be throbbing. You know a joint where I can my piece dealt with?
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!
*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*
Man2: My dawg you ain’t heard of 10 Trinity Road? That shit be bussing with da bussy!
*Ed strokes his piece has Tom gazes in berwilderment*
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Dan: hey man you said youd be here 10 minutes ago wya
Todd: sorry man I got stuck behind a Carolina Road Block
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If your teachers want to do a parody of this don’t let them it will not end out great...
It’s good I guess.
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It’s good I guess.
by Stupid as usual October 7, 2019
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Def 2: Eagerly drive around twisty roads, like in the hills of Southern California. The street version of "tearing up the track".
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Person 1:Hey man, wanna go blast some roads?
Person 2: Sure, where do you wanna meet?
Person 1: George's pizza at 12:45.
Person 2: Alright, I'll be there.
Person 2: Sure, where do you wanna meet?
Person 1: George's pizza at 12:45.
Person 2: Alright, I'll be there.
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