Smokes and Milk

When your kids are being total dickheads and you say you're heading to the store to pick up a few things, but really that's your way out of this hellish kid-filled life.

"We ruined dad's box of vintage Playboys so he said he was just going to the store for smokes and milk. That was 18 years ago. And come to think of it, he didn't even smoke!"

by Ol Grimey January 2, 2018

testicle milk

The gooey stuff that comes out da schlong.

My girl sure loves to drink testicle milk!

by EkeTIT May 1, 2018

Cunt Milk

Another word for the liquid that comes from a woman’s vagina when she orgasms.

I sprayed my cunt milk over his penis in just under 3 minutes!

by ILoveToSpooge January 5, 2020

milk frappicino

1- a way to sell a drink WITHOUT copyright claims
2- a drink in a play

Personinaplay1: Can i get a milk frappicino please
Personinaplay2: umm..... that wasnt ur line
audience: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

by tounge__kid January 31, 2020

Bruh Milk

Milk that comes from breasts, also known as breast milk

Aunt Sarah has some mean Bruh Milk

by peachhez February 1, 2020

fuzzy milk

When someone cums in your mouth but has hairy balls

I swallowed some fuzzy milk

by ushift April 2, 2020

normal milk

Straight up milk. You don’t put anything in it. You don’t even put in strawberry stuff or chocolate stuff or ANYTHING.

Stop drinking normal milk! What are you a criminal?!

by Chocolate Stuff April 9, 2020