Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.

I gave Kim Kardashian an lunar landing!

by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016

landed gentry

wealthy aristocrats (and/or nobles and/or merchants) living on manors and estates in the countryside and owning slaves (and maybe even state peasants or even serfs)

landed gentry, after mandatory military under Catherine The Great of Russia, retired to their estates to live like hedonist; this is part of the reason Russian society actually regressed to the point of revolution by 1917.

by Sexydimma September 29, 2013

Furniture Man Land

Using your man as a body pillow; headrest, etc.

Laying in bed turned into Furniture Man Land.

by MakeShift Cat August 24, 2025

Teddy Land

A land where you get fucked by teddys or get enlisted for their army

I went to Teddy Land for pleasure

by ChasseStraße May 8, 2022

Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia

The head bitch in charge of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

Oh, she the Queen of the Mythical Land of Cuntopia.

by SrslyGuise July 13, 2024

Land Eater

A hurricane that literally eats land, land disappears after hurricane impacts, ocean replaces low lying land

The land eater, Ida, consumed large areas of the Louisiana coast.

by PsychicPotHead August 27, 2021

The Land of La

Residing in or to be found in an imaginary place called LaLa-Land.

US Congress, by rejecting red-ink controls on deficit spending in 2010, have demonstrated repeatedly that they are deep in the Land of La.

by Intuit July 20, 2010