Pump Bumps

Herpes

Dude, I took that chick home from the bar last week and now I have the pump bumps.

by DWNumber1 August 2, 2009

package bump

When you see a homie that you have not seen in awhile and you go in for pseudo hug, but one of you shifts your footing and you accidently bump your hang downs.

John sees mike..
john: hey bro
mike: sup fool!
(dudes go in for a bro hug)
Mike: damn bro, you just lost your footing and package bumped me!
john: my bad, son

by dmoney1979 September 4, 2013

Booger Bump

The morning after doing cocaine and breathing in through your nose dumps the cocaine laced snot down your throat getting you high again.

No coffee, I just had my booger bump but thanks for offering!

by Ex Nihilo 333 February 26, 2022

Bump

A word used in a comment section to artificially add a comment(s) to a post, therefore making it appear higher in other people's feed and making people more likely to see it.

Guy: "Yo I'll pay someone $50 to mow my lawn"
(2 hours later)
Guy: "Bump"

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 8, 2022

Frump That Bump

Pounding a drink for the sake of leaving a bar.

"Dude just frump that bump so we can get outta here."

by stillins December 30, 2011

chain fist bump

when someone in the same room says or does something awesome and you want to give them a fist bump but are too lazy to go over to them, so you fist bump the other people around you until someone fist bumps the person intended to recieve the fist bump.

James: Remember when Steve burped the alphabet and did cartwheels at the same time?

Freddy: Yeah man, I gave him a chain fist bump for his excellence.

by AmbyMT December 6, 2010

Bump

Bump is another word for f*ck.

Her: Dwight is judging me.

Him: Bump Dwight.

Eff that. Bump that.

by Elizabooty April 29, 2021