by Mike "White Man" Jaworski April 22, 2006
The act of getting high and having sex with a random Asian. After Asian Mushroom Sex, your penis will throb and sex will hurt unless it is with an Asian.
At Tod's funeral, the cause was finally told to his friends and family. He preformed Asian Mushroom Sex and committed suicide just from the thought of having sex with another Asian.
by TheTruthSpeaker679 June 20, 2016
A cloud of pollution that lingers over southeast Asia, particularly Thailand, as a result of lax environmental restictions in the region
by Beef_Injection August 01, 2015
He is the most CaucAsian person to walk the planet. His best friends are a Cody, a zombie unicorn, and a bunch of random letters and shit. he defends afrika and walks the planet like Harambe didn't exist, but WW1 did. Oh did we forget what happened after 'merica nuked the mofo CaucAsians in 19 whatever, but still. we all know he is Asian as fuck
oh no! our Asian boi mist got shit right in the pussy! Now its our time to shine for the camaera. Did you sub to PewDiePie yet?
by Totaly not Jeff Kaplan February 14, 2019
A retarded fucking Asian named Thomas that goes to mill creek high school, loves to say nigger and eats all your fucking food and loves hot Cheetos. You would think he is smart cus he is asian but he has a 1.2 gpa and weighs around 320 pounds and is only 5,3.
He loves to Cum Guzzle the gym teacher to keep him from exercising.
He loves to Cum Guzzle the gym teacher to keep him from exercising.
by Hicapa April 28, 2019
By use of technology, cleaning tools, or school supplies, an asian man or woman(most likely a man) rapes any gender. Use of robots and brooms are very popular with this, allowing brothers/fathers to exact pleasure through driving the broom up the womans anus or vagina, causing them to react in either two ways: they turn around in shock and start pummeling the man. or they moan with pleasure and allow it to continue.
by Clue_Less_Bro September 01, 2017
by Kenzers March 03, 2022