Clapping Clams

The act of two humans who, at the time of interaction, possess a vagina (and oftentimes a clitoris) and achieve sexual pleasure and/or release by repeatedly rubbing, or pressing together forcefully, their respective vaginas against one another. For you see, a vagina oft resembles the partially open shell of a clam and the sound of two vaginas coming together may produce a sound akin to that of the common hand-clap.

John: Brian, my 'ol chum! Foretold was your journey to the playground with the rising sun. What tidings do you bring?
Brian: Greetings John, my most trusted confident! I bring news of great consternation.

John: Say it is not so! What happening has produced such a bother which may quake us to the very bone?
Brian: Why, tis of my mother. For you see, my dear mama and her lady companion Mary are at this very moment clapping clams on the settee in the conservatory.

John: Holy fucking shit dude. That's awesome!

Brian: Not for the upholstery.

by I Killed a Hooker Once September 13, 2022

Clap

To fraudulently purchase something.

I just clapped some pizza.

by new york guy September 27, 2025

Clap

When somebody gets shot the sound of popping off a gun it's like a "clap".

Aye hella niggas get clapped up in Detroit

by HollowLlama January 23, 2018

Clapped

The past tense of clap.

He clapped at how amazing her performance was.

by Swissofis July 5, 2023

Rectal clap

When you are sucking in air thru your ass to make a fart but you push out your muscles while holding your butthole open. It makes a clapping sound and makes a rancid smell.

I was gonna butt suck but then I felt my butthole stay open so instead I just had some rectal claps.

by FigaroFrank August 1, 2017

Off the clap

stay out out of someones business or to stay off someone as in “ im on you” or to stop ducking or accusing.

I told you where I live so , Off the clap .

by Fumersai January 26, 2018

Clapped

Slenderman’s T-Sport

That Dyna is clapped bro

by Moonermoon March 31, 2025