Cum Needle

Where you get your cum and you stick the needle up your fucking cock, and you pump it so it makes you cum, then once the needle is full of cum, you inject it into your bloodstream

Person 1: Fam wtf are you doing you daft cunt
Person 2: In doing the cum needle
Person 1: Oi, sick let me join in

by Wmffre March 1, 2021

cum hangout

When you and your bros hangout in either a house or on piece of furniture that has been nutted or squirted on a lot.

I like going over to their house, but it’s a real cum hangout. Everyone busts up in there

I need to get rid of my couch. It’s turned into a real cum hangout. Andrew fucked some nasty hoe on it again.

-Dembsqué

by Christoff March 6, 2021

nicotine cum

When someone cums in another's mouth and then nicotine is inhaled. The cum and nicotine get swallowed/inhaled at the same time.

dude #1: yo i just straight up nicotine cum in their mouth, it was so hot.
dude #2: whoa that sounds insane.
dude #1 : yea we got super buzzed.

by likyoil March 7, 2021

cum apple

when i cum in abels apple

hey you cum apple -d me

by abels cum apple April 3, 2021

Cum Troll

Someone who hordes their cum towels within their bedroom.

Jared a real Cum Troll. Last week I went over to his place and there 4 towels stiff as morning wood.

by aphillyp April 15, 2021

Cum Milka

Squatting while loaded up with arse cum. Then releasing it with an almighty fart. Resulting in Cum Milka.

She squatted down to pick up her panties after a heavy anal cream pie session. Then did a rip roaring Cum Milka all over the kitchen floor.

by Zebadeebad & The Unicorn October 21, 2019

Cum Artifact

A Cum Artifacts are objects that have acquired online infamy due to having semen as a major part of them.

The most infamous Cum Artifacts are The Pony Cum Jar, The Cumbox, The Cumconut, The Cum Arm, The Jizz Powder and The Cum Dreamcast.

Mom: Hey Johnny, what is this bottle filled with milk i found under your bed?
Johnny: Ma, that's not milk...
Mom: Johnny, are you making Cum Artifacts again?

by TwizzBMRF August 5, 2023