Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022

Bi-Spoonal

Being either Big Spoon or Small Spoon depending on the mood.

Q: Are you a big spoon or little spoon?
A: I'm Bi-Spoonal, both work for me.

by Nootz October 6, 2022

Georgian Spoon

A method used by college students in Georgia to enhance studying or sexual performance, in which a person dissolves a stimulant into a spoon (usually amphetamines or caffeine) and ingests it orally.

"Did you hear what Joe did to prepare for the exam?"

"I heard he did a Georgian Spoon with crank and adderall!"

"What a maniac."

by AlFromGeorgia November 1, 2022

hoon-spoon

A device worn around the neck at festivals to aid the administering of ketamine.

I left my keys in the tent, can I borrow your hoon-spoon?

by So0o00oo00oooo000ooo November 12, 2022

Tiny spoon

If anyone ever gives you a tiny spoon to eat you dessert with instead of a big spoon then it means they love you

“They gave me a tiny spoon they must really like me”

by Bin.Fin December 6, 2022

lemon spoon

when someone pinches your butthole

dude she just lemon spooned me

by xsleepyz December 16, 2022

pocket spoon

A pocket spoon is a pocket knife that is so incredibly dull, it's as sharp as a spoon.

Can I borrow your pocket spoon?

by zack1211111 November 3, 2023