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Second Hand Friend Fist Bump

I don't know the kid but he's also friends with Alex, so we engaged in a Second Hand Friend Fist Bump.
by Mis-hap October 24, 2010
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Second Hand Series

A television program made in one country that exports to another. usually people in the country that the show has been exported to are a season or more behind.

Little Britain, the Ali G Show and others are second hand series. They were British programs introduced to American audiences and shown on American tv (not including BBCAmerica). Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives and pretty much every American series known to man, were exported to the UK and other countries.
Amy: "Secret Diary of a Call Girl" premiered on Showtime last night.

Becka: Isn't that a second hand series? Aren't they already showing Season 2 in the UK?
by Ashley G., Texas June 17, 2008
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Enjoying that second hand

The act of breathing in the second hand smoke of a heavy smoker in order to get a fix without smoking yourself.
James: Look at that guy smoking over there
Steve: Oh yeah I could totally go for enjoying that second hand
by Irrational fear April 26, 2013
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Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.
"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."
by blobygook May 23, 2013
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slopey seconds

In the winter Olympics of life, you're always going for the gold, but sometimes you just have to settle for slopey seconds.
The Norwegians might be in first place, but we wouldn't mind getting their slopey seconds.
by huglife4eva February 10, 2014
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Second Burn

The burning sensation in one's anus when defecating after eating something spicy.

i.e. It burns once going in and again coming out.

Afterburn
1: The habanero burned my mouth pretty badly, but the second burn was even worse!
2: Oh man, the second burn from that salsa had me on the toilet for hours!
by Emzi Mazem February 21, 2014
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Second Baptism

When women lose their Real virginity.
She had her second baptism so now I wont lose my penis.
by Eduard Sanderson March 14, 2014
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