up the ol' dirt road

1. Metaphoric phrase inspired by the path taken by any organ or object inserting the anus, and proceding into the rectum. With the "Dirt Road" obviously referring to fecal matter and the rectal track.

After punishing Tracy's pooter for ten minutes, I flipped her over, face down, spread her cheeks, then finished her off up the ol' dirt road.

up the ol' dirt road by Uncle Beasley September 4, 2006

inattentive to the road's needs 

The official reason the chicken crossed the road.

After years of intense psychotherapy, the road's psychoanalyst penned his conclusive diagnosis "the chicken unknowingly committed a grave error, transitting from its permitted location to an unsanctioned area, pathologically and permanently violating the delicate psyche of the highly sensitized patient, because it was perceived as an inconsiderate act and extremely inattentive to the Road's needs. Alas, the patient is destined to be similarly crossed by many, if not most, of those it may expect to encounter in the future."

inattentive to the road's needs by texlex61 January 30, 2009

dirt road 

the brown eye from atlanta to boston

When the main road is red, take the dirt road instead.

dirt road by adfa May 5, 2003

Oklahoma Road Middle School 

A really small-ish school with the usual mix of goths and preps and normal people. The teachers are eccentric and the lockers are tiny. The vice principle scares everyone, that's a fact. Girls have a wrestling unit that initiates the usual backstabbing of "oh my god, so and so got me out i'm going to kill her!"

ORMS is in eldersberg, possibly the most pointless town in the whole nation. We're not even sure if we are our own town. Are we part of Sykesville? We have 50 nail places but no movie theater. The most popular teenage pas stime is cow tipping.

He he, lets go to Farmer Joe's and tip his cows!

Yea, then lets get our nails done!

Dude, guys don't do that?

Then what are we supposed to do afterwards?

Good point. Lets go grafitti Oklahoma Road Middle School!

Oklahoma Road Middle School by lynxsong February 17, 2010

Nuts on the road 

Can be used in any context, for any occasion.

Derrived from the popular English TV comedy show: "Mock the Week"

"Lets go play some ball"
"Nuts on the road"

Nuts on the road by 12345678987654321 September 30, 2007

Gun Hill Road 

A cesspit of voilence and teen pregnancy. Located in northern Bronx, it is best known for "Buck 50's" and "40's"

Mother: Why did you move to Gun Hill Road?
Me: . . .

Gun Hill Road by The Urbanette February 27, 2009

taking the high road

an idiom meaning to ignore idiots that run their mouths as you walk away

'taking the high road' examples are:

example1
idiot1: YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY WHORE!

mature girl: whatever *yawns*

example 2
idiot2: DO SOMETHING YOU PUSSY BITCH!

mature guy: i dont take orders from morons

taking the high road by gargafrakmon August 23, 2007