Pants-card

someone's roster of sexual partners - a takeoff on the old-timey "dance card"
This really gross dude tried to take me home the other night, but I explained to him that my pants-card was full!
by Candylaw January 19, 2014
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Jordie Pants

Adjective or noun: A dance used to attract a mate; dance moves that exude extreme sex appeal; a person who maintains a high level of eroticism through suggestive and stimulating dance moves.
Man, I haven't been laid in ages. Let's go out tonight so I can dance like a Jordie Pants!
by hippiechick May 07, 2012
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flesh pants

A term used to describe when someone is naked from the waist down.
Bob: "Hey Bill, put some pants on!"
Bill: "I've got pants on."
Bob: "Really? Then those are the ugliest pair of flesh pants I've ever seen."
by danglyballzjohn April 01, 2018
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pants worm

A slithering villain that wakes up on your belly after a midnight rain.
Tom found his corduroys sullied when his unruly pants worm regurgitated his man-soil after being provoked by a flash flood.
by Brodie Staxxx April 01, 2020
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Pants Boner

when your pants folds up making it look like you have a boner but it really just your pants folding up
Girl #634956893486: OMG do you have a boner?
Boy#539084647452: no its just a pants boner, see its my pants
girl#634956893486: no, you're just excited to see me
by TheRealPewdsisme September 21, 2019
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gym pants

Gym pants are the best pants you can sleep in , you can move in them , u can keep still and they aren’t tight asf so your not comfortable, you should buy some (aka ) football shorts
by Realist.zy February 18, 2019
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carpet pants

Carpet pants (adjective ) carpet pants is when you sit on a dirty carpet . Term created 2016 by Amanda . Example , "hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I don't want to get carpet pants. ". Nobody wAnts carpet pants trust me !
"Hey bro , can I use a towel to sit on? I really don't want carpet pants"
by itrainedlink February 03, 2016
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